HELP!!!!!!!!!
Well, if you've come this far you must be in one hell of a jam.
I have a somewhat busy schedule, but I have trouble saying no to people, so go ahead and  tell me what your problem is and I'll see if I can figure out  how to take care of it. That's IF  I can. I give no guarantee, you're the one in trouble, you require my expertise, and I'm here to help you. I will however refuse payment if I fail to work things out for you.
My prices vary and depend on the circumstances.
I am willing to barter and will accept foreign currency(especially Euros and American silver coin) as long as it is STRICTLY legit.
I'm not in it for the money necessarily, so if you can provide me with goods or services that might help me help out someone else I'm working for, then let's talk
But I'll tell you up front, if I don't like you I won't bother with you. There are plenty of people I like that need a hand already.